Every time I put on women’s carhartts, I feel like a rock star. Tight jeans and some loafers, hell ya. I can’t wait to grow my hair out. It’s getting bushy, but when it falls to my shoulders and I throw on some shades, I’ll be completely legit.

I decided to be more stealth tomorrow. I’m gonna go in with carhartt dungarees and my Batman tee shirt. Who would’ve knew that under the dark knight’s armor were a pair of blue hipster panties?? ???